it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”
when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time
When tree branches get in my way
Vine by: Logan Paul
How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.